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When Darl's talking and |
Drinkers |
BYU version |
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Slurs his speech |
drink |
+ 1 carrot |
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Says he can't talk about the lawsuit |
drink |
+ 1 green jello jiggler |
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..because of the lawyers |
drink |
+ 1 green jello jiggler |
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..and he does anyway |
3 gulps |
chug caffeine-free coke |
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Uses any cheezy sports metaphor |
1 nacho |
Sing the fight song |
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Changes the subject in response to a direct question |
drink |
throw popcorn |
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Name-drops a relationship with some local Utah business no one cares about |
drink |
take a bow |
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Refers to his rustic roots |
drink |
rustle a cow |
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Pathetically tries to lure developers |
puke |
puke |
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Attacks or blames PJ |
2 gulps |
read “The Watchtower” |
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Invents a new wookiee |
drink |
chug can of Sprite. |
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Uses the term “Cash flow positive” |
drink |
yell “Flipping Sweet” |
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Launches another new “product” |
drink |
give self wedgie |
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Blames Linux for previous product's failure |
bathroom break |
Hike timp, pee on Lindon |