The Darl Drinking Game

When Darl's talking and

Drinkers

BYU version

Slurs his speech

drink

+ 1 carrot

Says he can't talk about the lawsuit

drink

+ 1 green jello jiggler

..because of the lawyers

drink

+ 1 green jello jiggler

..and he does anyway

3 gulps

chug caffeine-free coke

Uses any cheezy sports metaphor

1 nacho

Sing the fight song

Changes the subject in response to a direct question

drink

throw popcorn

Name-drops a relationship with some local Utah business no one cares about

drink

take a bow

Refers to his rustic roots

drink

rustle a cow

Pathetically tries to lure developers

puke

puke

Attacks or blames PJ

2 gulps

read “The Watchtower”

Invents a new wookiee

drink

chug can of Sprite.

Uses the term “Cash flow positive”

drink

yell “Flipping Sweet”

Launches another new “product”

drink

give self wedgie

Blames Linux for previous product's failure

bathroom break

Hike timp, pee on Lindon